Shameless Plug: Cute Kitty Cottage

The meow-town kitty cottage. Bask in its plush cuteness! Available from our friends at BaxterBoo.com and ships within 24 hours. If you buy one, my boss might think about loosening the shackles around my ankles!

"I'll think about it," she says, "Get back to work!"

I'd go on a hunger strike, but I'm currently addicted to the yogurt-covered pretzels in the snack machine.