Diamond Studded Gold Dog MP3 Player for Pampered Pooches

For those of you who simply cannot get enough doggie bling, Innobitz now offers JooZoo, a gold, diamond encrusted MP3 player. For just $2000, you can equip your pooch (or genetically engineered Ashera super-cat?) with audio clips that play in response to certain behaviors. That way, you never actually have to respond to your dog when she does something good.

If you've just got to adorn your dog with jewelry, may we suggest going with something a bit more regal, like the classic black pearl dog necklace? Sure, it doesn't substitute for a relationship with your dog, but what's the point of having a dog anyway?

We're just saying.