We already told you about a handy way to destroy your iPhone by tempting your dog with a bacon iphone case.

But wait, you say, that's not enough? What if your dog needs to first be accustomed to what he'll find inside the tasty looking wrapper? Fear not! Now there is an Apple iPhone chew toy for your dog. That's right, the iBone dog chew toy.

Before attempting to destroy your iPhone right out of the gate, I suggest first wrapping the iPhone chew toy in the bacon iPhone case, dousing it with the aforementioned bacon spray, then teasing your dog with it until he wants it more than anything else on earth.

Then, and only then, can you be assured of the grisly annihilation of your iPhone.

I saw the following video a few days ago, and was seriously annoyed and/or creeped out. You do need to watch at least some of it, just to see if you can then look away before it's done.

Then, watch this remix of the same video, which made me laugh so hard that I woke up my sleeping wife. It's the same video, but the dog is now singing a sped up version of Barbara Streisand's Minute Waltz.

It happened with Finding Nemo, and could happen with Disney's upcoming movie, Bolt. All that added exposure and anthropomorphised cuteness makes for one must-have pet.

The movie's American White Shepherd hero, Bolt, is a dog who stars in his own TV show. To all his co-stars, it's just fiction. To Bolt, it's reality. He really believe he's a superhero dog, and he really believes that the girl who stars with him has been abducted by the bad guys. Here's the preview...

So far, it looks like it'll be a good flick. I'm pretty tired of 3D talking animal movies, which have been beaten to death (the movies, not the animals). Most critics, however, are saying that Bolt is a giant leap forward for Disney Animation (as opposed to Pixar, which has been cranking out most of Disney's recent hits).

It looks like American White Shepherd breeders can rejoice in the movie's power to persuade people to take a look at their breed of choice. However, here's where it gets dicey. Once breeds become popular, unscrupulous breeders often seek to cash in at the expense of the dog breed itself.

Golden Retreivers are currently one of the most popular breeds in the world, and have suffered for it. They're prone to certain genetic disorders that come as a result of breeders going for quick money and not being careful in how they produce puppies. Golden Retreivers are a favorite of abusive puppy mills because of how lucrative sales of the breed have become.

Here's hoping that the movie rocks. More importantly, here's hoping that American White Shepherd breeders can handle their newfound popularity responsibly.

It's like E.T. and Gollem had a love child, which in turn had kids with a bat. And here is their prized offspring, competing in the International Feline Beauty contest, in Sofia, Bulgaria. If ever there was a need for cat clothes, this naked wonder is it.

Meet Tinks. That's not just Tink's fur that makes him look poofy. Tink weighs over 25 pounds.

Apparently, Tink gained all that weight by cruising the town as a stray and mooching several meals a day from an assortment of kindly neighbors. Now all the poor cat can do is sleep, since he can barely move.

Enter "Pet Fit Club," an effort put together by the UK's PDSA charity. Several program members, Tinks included, are trying to shed a grand total of more than 165 pounds in a competition to see who is the feline world's Biggest Loser.

I'm sure the fitness club endorsements are going to come rolling in any time now. With a Richard Simmons show to follow.