Hang on...it’s just so hard to type with this regular old blanket around me.

When I try to use my arms my blanket slides off and I get tangled trying to keep it wrapped around me. I just need something that allows me to use my arms while keeping me warm at the same time.

A sweatshirt you say? No, that sounds too difficult and restricting.

~Imagine Snuggie infomercial here.~

Thanks TV sales guy! How ever did I stay warm before the Snuggie came along?

What’s that you say? Now there is a Snuggie for Dogs?

You mean I can now wear my thin-blanket-with-arms that falls apart when I wash it while my dog wears one too! And it only comes in two colors? Perfect! Now my dog can use the phone or remote control without getting a chill!

Here’s the super cheesy infomercial:

Come on, we’ve been selling the best “pet blanket with arms” for dogs for awhile now, except it is more than that. Our Fido Fleece are made of high quality, non-pile, cozy fleece, and they come in tons of colors and cool patterns. They are easy to put on (unlike the Snuggie commercial shows), contain shedding, keep your pup warm, and hold up perfect through the washing machine. They have also been known to aide in a dog’s recovery after sickness or surgery.

I can’t totally dis the Snuggie. Some great things came out of the awkward invention, ok, one thing...the Snuggie Pub Crawl. That’s right crawlers all wear their Snuggies while they hop from bar to bar. Seriously, there are Snuggie (and the competitor, The Slanket) pub crawls all over the country. At least we know there are still people out there with a sense of humor.