Driving around the other day I was kind of in a zone, just driving around, doing errands. I pulled up behind this car at a stop light with a hilarious bumper sticker (in my opinion)...My Greyhound Makes Your Honor Student Look Slow.

I just thought that was so funny considering you see so many cars with My-Kid-Is-So-Awesome-type bumper stickers. For those of us that have dogs as kids, we should be so proud as to have a bumper sticker about them.

I'm all about the clever bumper sticker that sort of reveals a little more about a driver, so I got to thinking and searched around a little bit, and found some Funny Dog Bumper Stickers:

• Owned by Border Collie
• The More People I Meet the More I Like My Dog
• My Dog is My Co-Pilot OR I Am My Dog's Co-Pilot
• Life is Better With An Irish Setter
• Driver Carries No Cash - All Spent on Dog
• Lord Help Me Be the Person That My Dog Thinks I Am
• I'm So Happy I Could Pee (with image of dog)
• Bark Less, Wag More
• My Child Drinks From the Toilet (photo of dog)
• Ask Me About My Granddog
• Dogs on Board, Bitch Driving
• My [insert any breed] Is Smarter Than Your Honor Student
• Never Trust Anyone Not Covered in Dog Hair
• If You Don't Like Dog Hair, Don't Get In My Car
• My Windows Aren't Dirty, That's [insert Breed] Nose Art
• Wife and Dog Missing, Reward For Dog

If you had a dog bumper sticker on your car, what would it say?