You love your dog. Now you can prove exactly how much!
Wanna know how many iPhones' worth of perfumed poo you will have scooped over the course of your pooch's entire lifetime? This questionable calculator estimates the amount of doo doo based upon the breed's eating habits, weight and average life span.
Results are returned in terms of pounds, iPhones, Toyota Priuses, Big Macs and Starbucks Venti Lattes. You can also grab your very own tastefully designed, custom poop plaque to display with pride on your website.