After years of wooing Boo here, I have come to the realization that cats cannot be understood, only accomodated. They're less interested in the having and chewing of a good cat toy (like we canines are with dog toys), but more in the chase. To them, it's all romance and intrigue. The tantalizing fluttering of a cat toy, the feigned disinterest, the subsequent stalking and the ultimate moment of capture. Spit bath. Repeat. Again, try not to understand.