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How To Measure Your Dog's Paws!
Proper footwear fit is essential to a fun day out (or in). Here's how to measure your pet's paws...
With your pet's paw on the ground, measure from the tip of the claws (those have to fit inside the shoe too) to the back of where the paw touches the ground, which is just behind the pad.
While your pet's paw is still on the ground, measure from side to side at the widest point of your pet's paw, which is usually near the base of the toes.
Handy Tip: Try having your pet step on a piece of paper, then trace around the paw. Then, while your pet is off eating your houseplants or terrorizing the neighborhood, you can measure the traced outline in peace.
How To Measure Your Dog!
I have worked with the finest furry tailors in the world, and am here to share my bounty of knowledge. Here's how to measure your pet...
Measure from the base of the tail (where it connects to the hindquarters) up to where the collar typically sits at the base of the neck, then follow up with a generous back scratch.
This is measured by giving your pet a
hug, during which you measure the entire circumference (all the way around) at the widest point of your pet's chest. This is typically right behind the front legs.
First, plenty of kisses. Then, measure the neck's circumference
(the distance around it) at the point where the collar sits.
Important Sizing Note: The given measurements are the dimensions of the actual product, not of the pet they fit. After measuring your pet, make sure all measurements fit within the following dimensions (with a little room to spare in the chest and neck).
The Notorious C.A.T. Human T-Shirt by The Mountain represents the cats wild streets of the east with harmonizing meows.
Rapper cat Christofluff Smooshie Lapuss Wallace
Shirt for adult humans.
Pre-shrunk to fit.
100% cotton dyed shirt.
Why We Love It:
Ranked by Billboard as among the top 10 mousers of all time, Christofluff Smooshie Lapuss Wallace, better known by his street name, The Notorious C.A.T., was raised in the alleys of Brooklyn, New York. 'It was a rough kittenhood, yo, I already used up 8 lives by the time I was 10 months old. Mo' mice mo' problems, fool. It's a catnip dope life and I got one left. Word.' After just one wash you will not know where the print ends and the shirt begins. Their unique printing process actually pulls the dye color out of the shirt and leaves the ink color behind, essentially dyeing the cotton with the ink. The Mountain Classic T-shirt features an over-sized relaxed fit, with reinforced double-stitching on all seams. After dyeing they are washed and dried, so they arrive to you comfortable, pre-shrunk & ready to wear. This heavyweight 100% Cotton tee will last you years and years.
Small: Body Width 18.05" Length 26.04" Medium: Body Width 19.95" Length 27.9" Large: Body Width 21.85" Length 29.76" X-Large: Body Width 23.75" Length 30.69" XX-Large: Body Width 24.7" Length 32.55" 3X-Large: Body Width 26.6" Length 34.41" 4X-Large: Body Width 28.02" Length 35.34" 5X-Large: Body Width 29.92" Length 36.27"